Sometimes what's going on inside the fundoshi renders the fundoshi secondary. I mean, not on this blog, but I could see that happening. Then pretty soon there's a sweat-dampened length of cloth rumpled on the floor and some moaning and slurping sounds taking place on the mattress above. Maybe the fundoshi doesn't even come all the way off, and it's an important part of the sticky, slippery happenings. It's a versatile garment, and unlike a lot of what happens this time of year, it's not the unwrapping that's necessarily the most fun...
I'd like to thank all the Fundoshi 4 All readers, new readers and old readers alike, for making this site such a fun -- and even educational, occasionally -- project! It's been great to get to know all of you, hear about your fundoshi experiences, trade ideas and even debate. I hope you're giving at least one person their very own brand new fundoshi for the holidays! Or maybe you're giving them your body, wrapped up snug in a fundoshi for them to gleefully unwrap?
This is an especially naughty post, so if you're not feeling like having your nice clean holiday cheer sullied, maybe skip this one? Otherwise, I hope you're having a fantastic time with friends and loved ones, and please remember to be kind to others every single day of the year!
Happy Holidays to all, and to all a good night (if you can sleep after that! I for one am coursing with excited sexual juices; I think I might have to try out some of my stocking stuffers before I can even think about sugarplums: several yards of soft cotton rope, some brand new unbleached cotton gauze fundoshis, and a big bottle of Firefly Organics lube...) Mmmmmmmmm.... have a wonderful night.